Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
Where everybody knows your name... and Moe pretends not to.
Famous for our signature cocktails, prank call resilience, and the occasional alien sighting in the back room. Live entertainment every weekβassuming the health inspector doesn't visit.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak
π₯ What We Offer
- πΊ Duff Beer - On tap, in bottles, in our hearts
- π₯ Flaming Moes - Secret ingredient definitely NOT cough syrup
- π The Love Tester - Currently stuck on "Cold Fish"
- π΅ Live Entertainment - Every week (quality varies)
β οΈ Warning: Do not ask for Amanda Hugginkiss, Ivana Tinkle, or Jacques Strap.
"We put the 'dive' in 'dive bar,' and we're proud of it."
About
A Night of Smooth Jazz π·
A tribute to Springfield's greatest jazz musician. Lisa Simpson and friends perform classic Bleeding Gums Murphy hits in this emotional evening of saxophone excellence. π΅
"The blues isn't about feeling better. It's about making other people feel worse." - Bleeding Gums Murphy
Tonight's Setlist
- π· "Sax on the Beach"
- πΆ "Jazzman"
- π "I Never Had an Italian Suit Blues"
- β¨ Plus improvisational pieces that would make Lisa cry (in a good way)
β οΈ Warning: Bring tissues. This one hits different. π’
"When you hit a wrong note, it's the next note that makes it good or bad."